Christmas Music Gifts

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'

The Fourth Day of Christmas

On the twelth day of Christmas...

'It's called 'Feliz-Naviditis.' It often strikes store clerks during December.'

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm Dreaming of a Warm Summer'? I'll have to check.'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Christmas Tree with Musical Notes.

"I only count six swans a swimming."

Christmas Theorbo

Nadolig Llawen

Bach for Christmas

Santana Claus

Carols

Duvet know it's Christmas

'They all want to play the star.'

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

Christmas Dwarves

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Christmas songs

Drummers

Santa held a drawing and the winning reindeer picked the music playlist they'll listen to on the Christmas Eve trip. Dancer's list would have been all disco music, and Cupid would have chosen love songs. The winner decided to go with one song on an endless loop. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Happy holidays! Merry Christmas!

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Singing Father Christmases.

Ten Lords A-Leaping

On the third day of Christmas...