Christmas Myth Buster Pillows

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'Go to bed. I'm too busy to get into a debate over whether or not I exist.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."