Christmas Myth Buster Prints

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'Go to bed. I'm too busy to get into a debate over whether or not I exist.'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Bigfoot tracks...

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"You need to diet, George - so I burned your wooden teeth."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."