Christmas Meme Lover Pillows

"Does my nose look shiny in this selfie?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Christmas Tree

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

"You know, there are other emojis."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

The Modern Novel.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Mark Zuckerberg

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

King Kongs first christmas

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Yo ho ho!

"Tinnitus?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Uncle Donnie

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."