Christmas Excitement Pillows

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Panettone

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Ice Skater

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

'He's got your nose.'

Zoom Christmas

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'