Christmas Excitement Pillows

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Do you think that's wise?'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Ice Skater

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'He's got your nose.'

Zoom Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Elfis"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I noticed a few browns."