First Christmas Excitement Pillows

'Petey? Petey? I can't sleep. I'm too excited.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Street Carolers

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

The turning on the lights ceremony

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

'A Very Bad Boy'

Darning the Stockings

"Of course it's going to fit!"

The Deconstructed Tree

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

Baguette Skiing

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

Christmas Eve Night

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

'305 days until Christmas.'

"I've been good this year, so I don't think I'll be getting and 'It's the thought that counts' gifts."

"Or would you rather break the ice with hankies or something?"

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

Extra Large Christmas Tree

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

Ring-a-roses.

"It's a note from Santa, thanking us for all the treats we left him under the tree."