First Christmas Excitement Pillows

'Petey? Petey? I can't sleep. I'm too excited.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Street Carolers

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

'A Very Bad Boy'

Darning the Stockings

The turning on the lights ceremony

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

"Of course it's going to fit!"

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

The Deconstructed Tree

Baguette Skiing

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

Christmas Eve Night

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

'305 days until Christmas.'

"I've been good this year, so I don't think I'll be getting and 'It's the thought that counts' gifts."

"Or would you rather break the ice with hankies or something?"

Extra Large Christmas Tree

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

"It's a note from Santa, thanking us for all the treats we left him under the tree."

The dangers of doing your Christmas shopping to early.

Ring-a-roses.