First Christmas As A Parent Pillows

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Street Carolers

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

The turning on the lights ceremony

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'A Very Bad Boy'

Darning the Stockings

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

The Deconstructed Tree

"Of course it's going to fit!"

"Is your dad in a good mood? We're heading into uncharted territory."

Christmas Eve Night

Children finish decorating a Christmas tree.

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

'It's my first Thanksgiving!'

'305 days until Christmas.'

'Petey? Petey? I can't sleep. I'm too excited.'

"I've been good this year, so I don't think I'll be getting and 'It's the thought that counts' gifts."

Extra Large Christmas Tree

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

The dangers of doing your Christmas shopping to early.

Ring-a-roses.