First Christmas As A Parent Pillows

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Street Carolers

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Darning the Stockings

'A Very Bad Boy'

'It's the only way we can keep the twins from messing with the tree.'

The turning on the lights ceremony

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

The Deconstructed Tree

"Is your dad in a good mood? We're heading into uncharted territory."

"Of course it's going to fit!"

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

Children finish decorating a Christmas tree.

Christmas Eve Night

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"I've been good this year, so I don't think I'll be getting and 'It's the thought that counts' gifts."

'Petey? Petey? I can't sleep. I'm too excited.'

No milk for Santa Claus

'305 days until Christmas.'

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

'It's my first Thanksgiving!'

Extra Large Christmas Tree

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

The dangers of doing your Christmas shopping to early.