Holiday Excitement Pillows

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Baguette Skiing

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Labor Day Flowers

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa called but you were out!

Zoom Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Ice Skater

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Clown Skis.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."