Holiday Happiness Pillows

Holiday Aerobics.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Labor Day Flowers

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Panettone

Priest

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Ice Skater

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Meet Santa's entourage

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Easter Egg Island