Holiday Happiness T-Shirts

Holiday Aerobics.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Priest

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Ice Skater

Zoom Christmas

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Easter Egg Island

Meet Santa's entourage