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Snowman Tattoo

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Easter Island legs

The Baby Walker

Tourists

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Airlines

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Meet the scribe"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'