Holiday Joy Bringer Pillows

Santa

Clown Skis.

Reindeer

Holiday Aerobics.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Eating ice cream.

Snowman Football Fan.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

North Pole.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

Noel Fever

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

About Santa 2017.

Superman charades

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'The Christ Child'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Driving home for Christmas.

Baguette Skiing

Santa slipping on the ice.

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.