Holiday Cheerbringer Pillows

Santa spots stocking hanging up outside mousehole.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Reindeer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Eating ice cream.

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Baby at Christmas Dinner

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Red for me, please.'

Christmas Dwarves

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

North Pole.

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Father Christmas.

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Kringle: The Decca Years

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

About Santa 2017.

Noel Fever

'The Christ Child'

Thanks And Giving.

Prosecco and Pudding

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

"Mom, if nothing in life is free, how do you explain Christmas presents?"

'No seconds for me thanks, I couldn't eat another mouthful of over cooked turkey.'

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

"This is a note to your mother. Next time, it'll be a letter to Santa."