Holiday Anticipation Pillows

'Do you know what Nicholas is bringing me for Christmas?'

"Either time travel doesn't exist...or next Christmas is more fun than this year."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Night of the Latkes

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ninja bread men"

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Home depot."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge