Holiday Anticipation Mugs

'Do you know what Nicholas is bringing me for Christmas?'

"Either time travel doesn't exist...or next Christmas is more fun than this year."

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Night of the Latkes

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Home depot."

"Ninja bread men"

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'