Christmas Enthusiasm Pillows

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"October? Already?"

"I am glad to see you are finally putting the holiday items away."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I don't believe in you!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

'He's got your nose.'

Filming Christmas

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Santa called but you were out!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Zoom Christmas

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Marley had a little lamb

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.