Christmas Eve Gifts

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

Dog Chasing Santa

Defrost December 24th.

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

Santa Knows Where You Are

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Is that rain, dear..?"

Cookies and Sanitizer for Santa

While Shepherds watched their flocks by night

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I have such an empty feeling inside. Until Christmas Eve!"

"You never know until you try!"

"No, that's not mine. Do you have one with a big red nose?"

Santa Claus

Rudolf gets an electric shock.

'Why miniature reindeer? Why not a flying dog-sled team?'

'Now go to sleep or Santa won't come. Or if he does come, it'll be just to give you a wedgie.'

Do you know the time, Santa?

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

The new set of saucepans were certainly going to be a surprise.

'Hmm...Xmas eve.. I might just loosen my tie a little...'

'You don't need to feed the meeter. It's Christmas Eve.'

'What the hell was that? . . . We weren't expecting turbulence??'

Crisp Kringle...

"For Goodness' Sake! Slow down and watch you're going..."

Night of the Living Reindeer

Christmas Flirtation under the Mistletoe

'A Very Bad Boy'

Child on Christmas Eve

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."

Scary Face at Window

Takeout Cookies & Milk

"It's BYOM."