Christmas Cowboy Gifts

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Deliboys

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

Christmas tree exchange

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Domestic Pardners

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"Travellin' through?"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Christmas Cow.

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"I won't be needing you this year."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"