Christmas Cowboy Gifts

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Deliboys

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Domestic Pardners

Christmas tree exchange

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"..Not cloudy all day."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Travellin' through?"

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Oh, shut up!'

Christmas Cow.

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Where Yule Logs Come From.

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In