Christmas Controller Gifts

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Caw blimey!'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Hair Traffic control.

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"Another round?"

Family Home.

Nanny with children on leash

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Christmas with Cats

Poinsettia

'You've had enough!'

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

"When is it my turn?"

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

Speeding pram with mum hanging on.

School Cafeteria. Today. We served alphabet soup, and the kids got into a food fight. A war of words!

'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'