Christmas Carol Society Pillows

Non-Denominational Carols

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

'You call that carol singing?'

Baaaa....humbug.

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Musical Christmas Tree

Carols

"It's time we have a little chat."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Five Gold Rings

Cut out and keep your own Angel.

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.

Christmas-Plex

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.