Christening Pillows

"And who is going to be the Godfather?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

Workman baptising his child J.C.B.

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"I don't think you're really entering into the spirit of this baptism." (Minister to man wearing waders and waterproofs with umbrella).

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

The Christening Party

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

'We're calling him Noah...'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"I name this child, Elvis - and he's messed up my blue suede shoes."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Ha ha! Too late!"

Early Piety

"I know he's in here somewhere!"

"Do you mind, Mrs Trimble! I'm about to conduct a christening!"

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"He usually cries with strangers,Vicar!"

Baby urinating at a christening.

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"Not 'Neil'-'Nihil'!"

"...the minister's mobile phone rang during the christening."

SOARING BILL

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

Baptism Then and Now

'Soaring bill.'

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

'We can't christen him William. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is called William...'

'I name this child . . . Asbo . . .'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"