Child's Christening Pillows

"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Swinging on a star.

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Early Piety

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Baby Playing Violin

Teddy and friends.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Swing

Baptism Then and Now

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Your Grounded!'

Children's Entertainer

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Cinéma Vérité

"Do that again, but cuter."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Jack in the Box

fairy tales

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

How Piñatas Are Born

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Swing

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"