Choral Caregivers T-Shirts

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Father

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Rex the Dog.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

Church Hymn

Listen, they're all the same - It's ok if they touch each other.

'Do you have any duck tape?'

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'Sleeping sickness, is it? Wal, I bet I know where he got it from!'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Hamster IV

Angel and Devil Music.

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

A breastfeeding child learns music

Nurses make it better.