Cholesterol Awareness Advocate Gifts

It's a suicide note, apparently he was riddled with cholesterol.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize. Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Roasted Peppers

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

What goes up must come down, except for your cholesterol, apparently.

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Work Out.

What's really in junk food...

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Cyclist

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Good egg, bad egg.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'Angiogram.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'