Cholesterol Awareness Advocate Gifts

It's a suicide note, apparently he was riddled with cholesterol.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize. Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Roasted Peppers

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Bubbling

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

What's really in junk food...

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

Cyclist

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Angiogram.'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'