Chocolate Collecting T-Shirts

'I guess what I really want is to understand whether my existence and this world around me is anything more than a projection of my mind.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Too much sugar."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Satya Nutella

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolate Shop

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Cake Friday!

The wife whisperer.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'