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'I guess what I really want is to understand whether my existence and this world around me is anything more than a projection of my mind.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Money god

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Dept. of the Treasury

The Oxford Comma Coin

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Doulton Canada Geese

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'We should have removed that sign.'

Jesus and the Peeps

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'