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"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

"Easter Bummy called in sick...I'm his replacement, Easter Bernie!"

How Peter got His Start...

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

A complimentary biscuit

Golden Eggs.

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

'That's much better.'

"Steroids."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

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