Collecting Eggs T-Shirts

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

Mystery Solved

"Ok, as it's Easter I'll let this slide."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Butterflies

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'I'm an atheist!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Flies up the ante!

'Fresh eggs!'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Exploring in the countryside.

A bee

Fee Range Chickens

"He doesn't look like you at all."'