Egg Carton Collector T-Shirts

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Golden Eggs.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Fresh eggs!'

'That's much better.'

'Big advantage!!'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Fee Range Chickens

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'