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'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Until that rash goes away, I want you to avoid large rabbits.'

'Let's see them make a tradition out of this!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Golden Eggs.

'Fresh eggs!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Fee Range Chickens

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"