Chocolate Egg Collector Pillows

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

"Easter Bummy called in sick...I'm his replacement, Easter Bernie!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'We have three minutes left.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Golden Eggs.

A complimentary biscuit

'Fresh eggs!'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Jesus and the Peeps

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Steroids."

Fee Range Chickens

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Halloween.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"