Choco-maniac Gifts

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

Just one more choccy...

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Valentines Day truck

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

'How now, brown cow?'

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

The JANE FONDU workout

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."