Choco-maniac Pillows

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Chocs away.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Easter Egg Island

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Just one more choccy...

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Valentines Day truck

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"God's sent us some chocolates."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"Sure, I could give up chocolate - but I'm no quitter."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'