Chiropodist Gifts

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

Podiatrist

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

'Have you come to see to my corns?'

"I have an on-call podiatrist."

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

Doctor of podiatry reading 'Chicken Soup for the Sole.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'You are pigeon toed.'

Chiropodist eating corn flakes

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Have you ever considered Chiropody?

Arch Rivals.

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers

Executioner using his axe to cut his toe nails

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Cockney rhyming slang chiropodist in a butchers shop

"Don't listen to him. The doctor didn't say that he has the body of an athlete, he said he has athlete's foot."

'Once I dreamed of princes...now I'd settle for a chiropodist.'

'Which one of the Python team are you again?'

Foot gel outside chiropodist

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

Chiropodist

"Aah yes. Looks like an ingrown toenail and a rather nasty one at that."

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

A Visit to the Chiropodists

Podologist

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

George Michael at the chiropodist

Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.

Chiropodist

'School of chiropody? You can't miss it. Straight down here and it's next to the parmesan cheese factory.'

"Goodness me! Diane, we're going to need the angle grinder again..."

'How are your corns?'

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.