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'This one was special. It was a gold plated, jewel-encrusted bad idea.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You're solemates!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Words of Love

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Coffee Menu

The Love Psychologists

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Arouse Me!"

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

Separations.

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.