Chindogu Lover Prints

'This one was special. It was a gold plated, jewel-encrusted bad idea.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You're solemates!"

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Words of Love

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

Coffee Menu

The Love Psychologists

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Arouse Me!"

Separations.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

Storage Unit of Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.