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Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Relax.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

His master's chill-out album

Reserved Parking

Creative napping

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Mmm � Massage. Facial. Body wrap. Stretching. Good work! I'm blissed out and ready for � aerobics.

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!