Chill Time Advocate Pillows

Zerotasking

Self help acupuncture

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Relax.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Creative napping

Reserved Parking

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

If not completely satisfied, loosen up a little!'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

How to tell when Winter is really bad...