Children's Play Areas Gifts

"Mistakes were made…lessons will be learnt. The council now accepts it was a mistake to use quicksand in the play area."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Snow Devil

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Tree house.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"First snowman?"

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'