Children's Play Area Designer Gifts

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Tree house.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

What can I play?

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Swing

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Spider's Web Trampoline

It's more than a mike!

Constructing your own prison!

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Switchback Playground.

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.