Children's Play Area Designer Mugs

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Tree house.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

What can I play?

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Swing

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Spider's Web Trampoline

It's more than a mike!

Constructing your own prison!

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Switchback Playground.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I'd offer you a lift home but..."