Children Of Parents Gifts

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Pinata good bags.

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Early Night Club

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Childhood's End

Sweets

'We lease the children, of course!'

Teaching kids to count is fine - teaching kids what counts is best.

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

'I told him that you said people should share things with the less fortunate!'

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

'Young man, face it. There's not going to be a regime change around here!'

Naive.

"You call that a made bed?"

"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)

Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up

'I need a helping hand.'

"Papi, can you take me to the carnival at the mall?"