Children Of Elderly Parents Pillows

It's 10 PM Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Careful."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Dino Snack

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'It could be hours, or it could be weeks. He's determined to hang on until he finally understands the punchline to a joke everybody else got at a cocktail party in 1947!'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"I look forward to growing dead with you."