Childhood Philanthropists Gifts

"We're playing Redistribution of Wealth."

SALE

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Professional Fund Riasers

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

"I gave on the E train."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'Profit or non-profit?'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Charity mugger

Harvest Data Festival

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

"Do you accept credit card?"

Benefactor of children

Stuff Broken

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"