Childhood Philanthropists Mugs

"We're playing Redistribution of Wealth."

SALE

Lemonade Inc.

$1: Family Secrets

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Currently I've got lemonade, 7% CDs, Discount Brokerage and No Minimum Passbook Savings. I'm going to miss banking deregulation.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"What are we doing wrong?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Professional Fund Riasers

'Profit or non-profit?'

"I gave on the E train."

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Charity mugger

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Harvest Data Festival

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

"Do you accept credit card?"

Benefactor of children

Stuff Broken

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'A helping hand to millions ... Ditto'