Little Philanthropist Mugs

"Thanks again, kid!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Playdough's The Republic

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

A young positivist.

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

Human Rights for All

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Alms Bank

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."