Little Philanthropist T-Shirts

"Thanks again, kid!"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Playdough's The Republic

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

A young positivist.

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Human Rights for All

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Hypocrisy about poverty

Alms Bank

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

Life on Earth - maths advice.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"