Future Philanthropist Mugs

"You're inheriting a scary world, Zachary, but you're also inheriting a ton of dough."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"When I win the lottery, I'll be an agent of goodness...giving every last penny to needy children, the homeless, and the sick and destitute of the world."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Human Rights for All

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

Hypocrisy about poverty

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Please Give

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Lemonade without borders.

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Thanks again, kid!"