Childhood Game Nostalgia Gifts

"I didn't say, 'Simon says.'"

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Balloon Kids

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Milk sideburns

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Yoyos

The Music Box

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."