Childhood Game Nostalgia Mugs

"I didn't say, 'Simon says.'"

baby sweetcorn...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Milk sideburns

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."